Mr.Chachee

My new “thing” is bringing words back to the forefront of American dialog. These are tried and true words that need to be reintroduced to the greater population. So give them a shot and spread the magic:

Broham - It’s fun to use surfer speak as a non-surfer. Just call anybody you know a “broham” to be obnoxious, and eventually it will become so obnoxious that everyone will think it’s cool. “Broham” does not fit in the modern vocabulary, so you really have to jam it into sentences.

Examples: “What’s up, broham?” or “That broham is wearing a gnarly t-shirt.” or “Excellent powerpoint presentation, broham!”

So’s Your Mom! - “That’s what she said” and “your mom” are so common these days, but why not reach back to an old classic of “So’s your mom!” It’s best to use this in reply to other people’s observations or insults. Sometimes it’s useful just to shout it out and establish that you are superior to others.

Examples:
Person A: “What’s up, broham?”
Person B: “So’s your mom!”

Person A: “This homework is hard.”
Person B: “So’s your mom!”

Gam-Gams - A very popular word in the olden times, it means a woman’s legs. But because of the mysterious shadows of history, gam-gams can now mean any part of anybody’s body. This maximizes its potential usages.

Examples: “Look at the gam-gams on her!” or “My doctor says I have a strange growth on my gam-gam.” or “Personally, I’m a gam-gams man.”

TA-DA!!! - For centuries, it was used simply at the reveal point of a magic trick, but with new advances in linguistics, you can now use the phrase anytime. I like to think of all my jokes as “verbal magic tricks” so when I unleash the hilarious punchlines, I stand up, open my arms and shout “TA-DA!!” It makes everyone smile, and allows me to be the center of attention.

Examples: “And then she said, ‘Those aren’t life buoys!’….TA-DA!!!” or “How do you like these gam-gams?….TA-DA!” or:

Person A: “This homework is hard!”
Person B: “So’s your mom!……TA-DA!!!”

So those are my latest additions to popular language. Go forth and multiply.

TA-DA!!

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