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1) No GPS navigation feature. Yes, it has the fun google maps, but it cant tell me where I am while looking at the maps.

2) Not enough viable ringtones. And the new iTunes ringer section is lame without a few more standard ringtones or polyphonic songs. I’m a simple man with simple ringer tastes.
3) Gmail has this weird problem where it puts your sent messages in your inbox. That’s more of a Google problem.

There are more complaints but you know what? My iPhone rocks! I don’t have any real complaints, I just wanted to practice using the awesome sideways keyboard with the crazy touch screen and built in word detector.

Oh, but one final note: I had to switch from Sprint to AT&T to get this sweet phone, but I have no regrets. Sprint was awesome but the iPhone was too good to pass up.

Broham – It’s fun to use surfer speak as a non-surfer. Just call anybody you know a “broham” to be obnoxious, and eventually it will become so obnoxious that everyone will think it’s cool. “Broham” does not fit in the modern vocabulary, so you really have to jam it into sentences.

Examples: “What’s up, broham?” or “That broham is wearing a gnarly t-shirt.” or “Excellent powerpoint presentation, broham!”

So’s Your Mom! – “That’s what she said” and “your mom” are so common these days, but why not reach back to an old classic of “So’s your mom!” It’s best to use this in reply to other people’s observations or insults. Sometimes it’s useful just to shout it out and establish that you are superior to others.

Examples:
Person A: “What’s up, broham?”
Person B: “So’s your mom!”

Person A: “This homework is hard.”
Person B: “So’s your mom!”

Gam-Gams – A very popular word in the olden times, it means a woman’s legs. But because of the mysterious shadows of history, gam-gams can now mean any part of anybody’s body. This maximizes its potential usages.

Examples: “Look at the gam-gams on her!” or “My doctor says I have a strange growth on my gam-gam.” or “Personally, I’m a gam-gams man.”

TA-DA!!! – For centuries, it was used simply at the reveal point of a magic trick, but with new advances in linguistics, you can now use the phrase anytime. I like to think of all my jokes as “verbal magic tricks” so when I unleash the hilarious punchlines, I stand up, open my arms and shout “TA-DA!!” It makes everyone smile, and allows me to be the center of attention.

Examples: “And then she said, ‘Those aren’t life buoys!’….TA-DA!!!” or “How do you like these gam-gams?….TA-DA!” or:

Person A: “This homework is hard!”
Person B: “So’s your mom!……TA-DA!!!”

So those are my latest additions to popular language. Go forth and multiply.

TA-DA!!

And it’s not just that, but the poor 10 dollar bill is represented by my favorite Founding Father, Alexander Hamilton. That guy was awesome. He laid the groundwork for our entire Treasury Department. He wrote a large amount of the Federalist Papers and probably could have run for president at one point if he had not been killed in a duel with Aaron Burr.

Which brings to mind another awesome thing about Alexander Hamilton, his “appearance” in a great Got Milk ad:

I always remember this commercial, because when it first aired I actually knew the answer already. Go History! Also, Michael Bay directed it.

The point of this all is:
Cherish your 10 dollar bills.

Let’s test out a few different issues.

1) YouTube problems when I edit and post.

Fiest Bowl Victory: Boise State vs. Oklahoma

Possibly the greatest college football game I’ve ever seen (not involving USC), and all the touchdowns scored in the last 5 minutes of gameplay were superb. FOOTBALL!!

2) When I take too long writing a post, it doesn’t post. I think this is fixed, hurray!

Let’s see if these are fixed.